Posts Tagged ‘Eric Gage’


The One Percentile Podcast #17

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Eric and Mick fire up the tape recorder again and get down to the business of talking hockey.  THE ONE PERCENTILE Podcast #17 is here for your enjoyment.  In this edition, Eric and Mick tackle the New York Islanders,  a bunch of dirty hits, surprise seasons for certain players, Craig Anderson in Colorado, the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics, and the World Series between the Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Yankees.  Eric also talks about his one-day press junket trip to Los Angeles to hang out with swimming pools and movie stars.

Lucky you.


The One Percentile - Podcast #15

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Time for yet another podcast of “The One Percentile” featuring Eric Gage and Mick Kern.

This week, the guys tackle a variety of subjects.  First off, they talk about cottages and British Columbia.  Then, they leave North America and head on over to the KHL, and discuss the long-term viability of that league.  They also talk about the city of Edmonton, Jacques Lemaire back with the Devils, the wacky Blackhawks and the “reassignment” of GM Dale Tallon, the Sears Tower in Chicago, hockey players who Twitter, cottage weather, the MLB 2009 All-Star Game, how to spice up the NHL All-Star Game, and politicians throwing out the first pitch.

We’ll see you again in mid-August.  And remember, you can find us on itunes in Canada, and in parts of New Zealand.


The One Percentile - Podcast #14

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

After a week off to weed through all the offers that came their way during NHL Free Agency, The One Percentile returns with Podcast #14

This week, Eric and Mick talk about the legend of Joe Sakic, Rick Nash staying in Columbus, Alex Kovalev with the Senators, Tim Wakefield on the AL All-Star team, when to trade your best player, Eric takes shots at the city of Los Angeles, Mick responds by trashing the city of Ottawa, they both trash Dany Heatley, they discuss the city of Chicago being a great sports town, and then they wrap up with some Indy Car Talk, and which Marian got the better deal this past week, Hossa or Gaborik. 

And then they rest.


The One Percentile - Podcast #13

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

It’s Lucky 13 for The One Percentile Podcast.  Eric and Mick tackle the selections for the Hockey Hall-of-Fame, whether-or-not Eric Lindros should be in that Hall, NHL players figure skating, should there be one or two Winter Classic Games, NHL players at the Olympics, who should be calling the shots in Tampa, F1 races in North America, and when they should record their next podcast.  Two weeks from Wednesday, by the way. 

And remember, if you’re in Canada, we’re now on itunes.


The One Percentile - Podcast #12

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Ohh man.  This week, Eric Gage and Mick Kern discuss the 2009 Stanley Cup Final, with Eric making the contention that Sidney Crosby is now The King of The World.  They also talk about marketing the NHL in the aftermath of Game Seven, how Wayne Gretzky transcended the game of hockey, and female names that begin with the letter J.   A little Ozark Mountain Daredevils will do the trick, only on The One Percentile Podcast.  Now available on itunes in Canada and certain parts of Belgium.


‘Twas The Night Before Game Seven

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Twas the night before Game Seven, when all through Home Ice
Not an announcer was stirring, or offering advice
The microphones were hung in the studio with care
In hopes that Eric Gage would take to the air.

The listeners were nestled all sung in their beds
While visions of Cup celebrations danced in their heads
And Blakeley in his news booth, preparing his cast
Looking up all the stories and stats from the past.

When up in CR2 there arose such a clatter
Pogi had called to indulge in some chatter
The lines were all jammed with callers galore
Each one proclaiming the game’s final score.

The fans of the Red Wings convinced they’ve been wronged
Let down by the league and the refs for a song
The fans of the Penguins were sure it was they
Who were being shafted at the end of the day.

What’s up with this Sidney the Wings fans cry out
Why he’s no more than a wee wittle lout
Pens fans reply it’s not us that do cheat
Your boards are quite bouncy, to aid your repeat.

And your eight-legged friends that you toss with delight
Were funny back when Jack Benny ruled the night
Your goalie is holey your Mule quite the fool
It’s you who tomorrow will be taken to school.

Not so, cried the denizens of Hockeytown
For what is a Penguin but a tuxedoed clown
A bird that can’t fly, like a song that can’t sing
Thus it will be us with the Stanley Cup ring.

Enough, cried out Trigger as he hung up the phones
There’s too much noise and I vant to be alone
Time for a replay or NHL Live
Let’s hear how the Ranger fan somehow survives.

Then Rossy and Espo butted heads on the air
Arguing loudly over what calls were fair
Shalley and Berce compared notes from afar
Though honestly they’d rather be at a bar.

Thistel just whistled as Boomer complained
About this thing and that thing again and again
Scotty was off watching Junior be born
For his Habs all these weeks later Mick still did mourn.

The Voice of The War Room prepared to exclaim
The Red Wings have won the Cup once again
But just to be safe, he also did say
The Penguins went north and stole the Cup away.

On Malkin on Crosby on Jordan, that Staal
On Fleury on Guerin on Bile-el-sa-maa
On Datsyuk on Osgood on Zetter, the Berg
On Holmstrom on Lidstrom to down flightless bird.

Whether Versus or cable or the NBC
Millions of Yankees may not even see
Their TV sets blank with the digital switch
On the night of the big game, ain’t life a bitch?

And up here in Cold Land, aka Balsillie ville
Make It Seven, heck, Make it 500 Mill
The only way Canada can win back the Cup
Is if Jimbo buys all the teams up.

Game Seven is still just a day’s wait away
Soon the puck will drop and the match they will play
But I heard Thistel exclaim as he left with Jeff Leake
Training camps open in just over twelve weeks.


The One Percentile - PODCAST #11

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

The One Percentile goes to 11, at least.  This week, Eric Gage and Mick Kern start things off by actually agreeing on something…the signing of goaltender Ray Emery by the Philadelphia Flyers.  Eric and Mick also talk about the 2009 Stanley Cup Final, and kick around Dany Heatley.  Somewhere in the podcast, they probably also touch upon Dutch painters, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, Amy Adams, and how to get gum out of your hair.  All this, and more, only on The One Percentile.  (Tell your friends - we are now on itunes).


The One Percentile - Podcast #10

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Eric and Mick are at it again, this time dropping the gloves about Game Three of the 2009 Stanley Cup Final, the Conn Smythe Trophy, Driven (the film), hockey movies, Canadian movies, the Avalanche cleaning house, the Canadiens hiring Jacques Martin, and the fact The One Percentile is now on itunes.  And, for the record, Eric is the one person, outside of the Martin household, excited about the hiring of Martin as the new head coach of the Montreal Canadiens.

 


The One Percentile - Podcast #9

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Like everyone else, Eric and Mick go at it over the Stanley Cup Final rematch between the Detroit Red Wings and the Pittsburgh Penguins, but they also lock horns over Southern Rock, Marian Hossa, is it Final or Finals, and Pat Quinn in Edmonton.  Folks, that’s what you get each-and-every One Percentile Podcast.  Please enjoy, and kindly remember to remove the speaker from your window before driving home.


The One Percentile - PODCAST #8

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

This week, Eric and Mick talk about whether or not basketball is a sport.  After that downer, they pick things up and talk about death.  With no hockey on Wednesday night, Eric and Mick have a heated discussion about how to pronounce Balsillie, and then they really get going talking about Phoenix.  All this, and more, can be yours by clicking on the link.  We live in troubled times.


The One Percentile - PODCAST #7

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Eric Gage and Mick Kern drop the gloves yet again (well, Mick does…Eric just stands there while Mick sucker-punches him), and talk about Roberto Luongo, the Ward-Walker non-fight, the wacky Tampa Bay Lightning, visors in the NHL, and why Eric thinks the World Hockey Championships are for losers.

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The One Percentile - PODCAST #5

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Eric Gage and Mick Kern once again take their twenty paces and come out firing.  This week, they look back at the first round of the NHL playoffs, take a quick look ahead to round two, discuss how much fighting can or cannot change the momentum of a game, and talk about holds.


The One Percentile - PODCAST #04

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Eric Gage and Mick Kern talk NHL playoffs, John Tavares, and why Eric doesn’t like the Vancouver Canucks.


Actually, for once I kind of agree with Mr. Cherry

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

Unlike my good friend and co-worker Shawn Lavigne, I have never had much time for the black-and-white world that Don Cherry lives in, and constantly pushes from his bully pulpit (in both the true sense of the term, and what it’s come to mean) every Saturday night on Hockey Night in Canada.

His knee-jerk rejection towards almost all things European has smacked of xenophobia from day one.  And on Main Street, Canada, Cherry has found a willing audience, who lap up his pearls of wisdom like so many Timbits, not-so-secretly cheering the ex-coach on for daring to say what the average English-speaking Canadian hockey fan feels in his bones.

Cherry has taken a life spent mostly in minor-league hockey, and through hard work and his own charisma, has turned it into a Canadian institution.  So much so, much of his Saturday Night routine can be turned over to the glorification of the military, regardless of the complex issues involved, and nary a discouraging word is heard from those who should know better.

The scary thing is, this Paul Harvey everyman, sitting on the front porch with a lemonade, wistfully lamenting the passing of the old ways approach, maintains a magnetic pull on many folk.  Enough so, I’ve often wondered how much influence the likes of Cherry have on the game of hockey at the grass roots level.

The rejection of the European influence, the glorification of fisticuffs, the shouting down of any opponents; all these things remind me of a certain percentage of hockey parents that can be found at virtually any community arena in Canada.

Personally, and I know I’m far from alone with this opinion, Don Cherry has been more harmful to the game of hockey than helpful.

Even stating that above opinion is enough to call down the wrath of pundits and columnists, who’ll muddy the waters with accusations of one being a tree-hugger, or politically correct for daring to reject the musings of Cherry the Icon.

The great thing is, this past Saturday evening, one Icon dared to criticize another.

When Cherry speaks, his words have weight.  Others have occupied the same position in the past, but only Cherry has managed to transcend the cookie-cutter hockey intermission hosts and analysts, though it’s worth noting that former NHL’er Mike Milbury has chosen to travel down that same road.

So when The Loud Man, as my 4 1/2 year-old son calls him, roared Saturday night about Alexander Ovechkin, and his theatrics after scoring a goal, it was only a matter of time before people started to weigh in with their opinions.

Where I disagree with Cherry is his fallback position of underscoring the European heritage of Ovechkin, as if he just was the latest in the line of Euro trash prima donnas who have donned the blades in the NHL, conveniently disregarding the likes of Tiger Williams, Bernie Nicholls, Mike Foligno and Theo Fleury.  It’s a flimsy, tired old adage that by now should have been retired to a dusty, old broom closet somewhere in the bowels of the Hockey Hall-of-Fame, alongside the plaques for Gil Stein and Alan Eagleson…so I wholeheartedly agree with Shawn Lavigne on this point.

Where I find myself agreeing with Don Cherry, and apparently there really is a first time for everything, is in the, shall we say, exemption that Alex Ovechkin has received from his fellow compatriots in the National Hockey League.

For the longest time, the overt celebration of a goal was one of the no-no’s of the celebrated, yet never-seen-committed to paper, Code in the NHL.  Sure, raise your arms in the time-honoured manner after lighting the lamp, but act like you’ve done it before.  Show us up, and we’ll show you our fists.

Not that I’ve personally ever agreed with that stance; a guy like Ovechkin is great for the NHL, as he’s supremely talented, charismatic and understands that hockey is entertainment, and he is a master showman.

My wonderment has been why Ovechkin has not been accorded the same treatment others would be for his theatrics.  And on this past Friday evening, while Home Ice XM 204 aired a game, Terry Mercury and I were done in the basement offices, debating with Eric Gage that very subject, obviously without knowing that Cherry would tackle the same subject less than 24 hours later.

Like it or not, Ovechkin does get away with some questionable physical play on the ice, and one of these games, he’s going to have to face the consequences, like all players do. 

Do not get me wrong, and I’m concerned that a legion of Ovechkin apologists will rush to judgement, as they foam at the mouth at even a hint of criticism directed the way of Number Eight; Ovechkin is one of the few true superstars in the NHL, and is very good for business.

He should continue to celebrate goals in the manner which has made him famous, but he should also understand when someone decides to go all Dale Hunter on him.  Oh sure, when a player does that, it’ll be wrong, and should be penalized, so I’m not suggesting someone should do it, I just think it’s a matter of time before someone will do it.

I never want to the NHL to become like the NBA during the heyday of Michael Jordan, and allow a softening of the rules for certain players.  Arguably, that has always gone on in every major professional sport, but what makes hockey great is that if you could have caught Wayne Gretzky, you could have hit him.

Mind you, the likes of no-talents like Dave Semenko would have been there to physically assault you, but that’s another issue.  You were permitted to hit the stars, though sadly, it seems these days that no-one knows how to take a hit anymore without getting all worked up about it.  That’s also another issue.

What was great about Cherry’s rant this past Saturday was how he defended Sidney Crosby, the ying to Ovechkin’s yang.  A super talented player himself, Crosby has done everything but hoist the Stanley Cup in his four years in the league.  Yet, because of his penchant for whining ala Gretzky circa 1981, as well as his mug being forced into the face of hockey fans as the perceived “Official Face of the National Hockey League”, there exists a palpable fan backlash against Sid the Kid.

Many have taken to Ovechkin almost as the anti-Crosby, in much the same manner that many hitched their wagons to Mario Lemieux during the mid 80’s.

If anything, Cherry himself has fanned these flames, whether it was criticizing the way in which Crosby hot-dogged a lacrosse-like goal while in junior hockey, or just appearing like the disapproving uncle.  So much so, some may have found their world rocked on Saturday, when Cherry finally waved the Canadian flag in reference to Crosby, who was born in the province of Nova Scotia, which is, I understand, still part of the Confederation of Canada.

Lavigne may be suggested that Cherry zip it, but I, for one, thought Washington Capitals’ head coach Bruce Boudreau’s reaction was the most laughable.

First, it was predictable that Boudreau would come to the defence of his star player; ain’t that part of the Code, as well?  Second, what really cracked me up was Boudreau spouting the usual platitudes about Cherry being great, etc.

The exact quote that Howard Fendrich of the Associated Press got was, “He’s a friend of mine. And he’s an idol of mine. I mean, I love what Don Cherry has stood for, for 30 years. I just think that even the smartest people in the world are wrong sometimes, and I just thought he was wrong,” Boudreau said.

Loving what Don Cherry has stood for, for 30 years?  Are you kidding me?  Apparently not.  Then, why the big surprise that he turned his small-minded guns on your gunner? It was only a matter of time.  The quote about the smartest people in the world invites much laughter, and I think it speaks for itself.

Bruce, the Don has spoken.  He is your Idol.  Your must bow down to your Idol.  He is never wrong.  Hey, 4 million hosers across Canada can’t be wrong.

What?  Oh, time for a commercial.  Gotta sell something. Ron and Don will be right back.

- Mick Kern